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Why did my wife get a sea shell tattoo on her inner thigh?

So when I put my ear to it, I can smell the ocean!
Song: That sound you hear is the shoe shine rag going up and done. You’re near my wife’s inner thigh because that’s the best way to shine shoes.

Later.

Sounds like she has hygiene issues

Cone Sea Shell – Geographis Cone

ONE OF A KIND!!! – Sea Shell, Coral & Sea Life Exhibit $50,000.00

NIP Barbie Mermaid Tale Purple Seashell Surprise Doll $9.99

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CONE SHELL, SEA SHELL & SHIVA EYE BEADS necklace; EA074 $0.99

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Beautiful!10mm White South Sea Shell Pearl Earring AAA $3.30

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Large Vintage Abalone Seashell $15.00

FREE PEOPLE White Ribbed SEASHELL Print Babydoll Tank Top Small $20.99

MALDIVES. SEA SHELL. 1975. MI # S/S 29. MNH. $14.50

MALDIVES. SEA SHELL. 1975. MI # 551-558, S/S 29. MNH. $27.00

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Vintage Estate Sea Shell Cameo 14k Gold Pendant Brooch Pin Fine Heirloom Jewelry $295.00

NIP Barbie Mermaid Tale Seashell Surprise-Seahorse $11.99

South 12mm Gray Sea Shell Pearl Necklace 18” $2.79

NEW Cinch Up Beach Bag Sandals Size 8 Gold Color Mesh Seashells FREE SHIPPING $35.00

35 CT! NAUTILUS OCEAN SEASHELL EARRINGS 925 SILVER 1 5/8″ $18.29

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12mm Rose Red Sea Shell Pearl Necklace 18”Beautiful $3.84

5 ” pearlized abalone sea shell $14.27

SEA04 20g of 6 Packs Small Seashells-Operculum Seashell $4.50

Vintage Never Used Donaco Plastic Malibu Sea Shell Bath Towel Ring NIB NOS Pink! $18.99

AAA 10mm White sea south shell pearl necklace 18″ $0.01

Charming!10mm Pink Sea Shell Pearl Necklace 24” $4.25

3.1 CT.NATURAL OVAL FACET CREAM WHITE MEXICO CLAM SEASHELL NR FREE COMBINE GEM $0.99

BEACH HOUSE AQUA & TAN UNDER SEA REEF SEASHELL EURO EUROPEAN PILLOW SHAM $34.99

12 LG SHELL SHOCK ROPE NECKLACES sea shells fashion novelty mens ladies necklace $18.99

Small Silver Post Earrings-Animals, Hearts, Choose $4.95

Hawaiian Black Kukui Nut Lei w/ Shell/Wood Sea Turtle $19.99

BEACH HOUSE AQUA UNDER THE SEA REEF & SEASHELL OVERSIZE F/QUEEN COTTON QUILT $139.99

100- RED NERITAS, SAILORS VALENTINES, SEASHELLS, BEACH, CRAFT SUPPLIES, SEASHELL $21.98

Excellent!Black Sea Shell Pearl Pendant Necklace 12x16mm $0.98

BEACH HOUSE AQUA UNDER THE SEA REEF & SEASHELL TWIN COTTON QUILT $119.00

8-14mm Sea Blue Shell Pearl Necklace 20” $2.76

seashells Cappelli red blue summer BUCKET crusher HAT cotton fishing 1 size NEW $5.95

Roseville Magnolia Conch or Sea Shell 454-8 Unusual Piece $329.00

NWT! Free People 100% Cotton Knit Stretch Dress Tunic in Seashell, Size M $59.99

BEACH HOUSE AQUA UNDER THE SEA REEF & SEA SHELL TWIN COTTON QUILT $119.00

BEACH HOUSE AQUA & TAN UNDER SEA REEF SEASHELL QUILTED PILLOW STANDARD SHAM $34.99

Cache Womens Skirt Sz 4 Dragonfly Embroidered Floral Beads Sea Shells NWT White $49.99

Seashells 11 Cavities (5 Designs) Candy Mold W1561 $6.63

20″X30″ Seashells Pillowcase Pair Stamped Cross Stitch 21-0931 $13.29

10mm Multicolor Mashup Sea Shell Pearl Necklace 18” $4.25

ATD “SEASHELLS” RUB-ONS extra long package $25.00 = Free Shipping $0.99

Seashell – Orobophana solidula raiateae Wagner 1905 $2.00

New 12mm Purple Sea Shell Pearl Earring $0.99

Green and blue iridescent salt and pepper shakers made from inlaid sea shells $8.25

AAA+ 8mm 18″ south sea Multicolor shell pearl necklace $1.51

Obsidian Sculpture w /Sea Symbol, seashell, amethyst piece and tiny starfish. $20.00

JOLEE’S SEA SHELLS REPEATS 3D STICKERS EMBELLISHMENTS $1.79

Seashell – Orobophana pacifica Pease 1865 $2.50

12mm Rose Red Sea Shell Pearl Necklace Bracelet $4.54

Seashell Wallhanging Bath Plastic Canvas Pattern $1.79

CONE SHELL & MOSAIC SEA SHELLS BEADS necklace ; EA114 $0.99

Lot of 10 Florida seashells $3.00

(C470-16) Lady CAMEO carved Italian sea shell Vintage loose Nice $22.99

Beautiful!16mm Purple Sea Shell Pearl Pendant Necklace $0.99

Beautiful 10MM SOUTH SEA SHELL PEARL NECKLACE18“ $8.99

10mm Blue Sea Shell Pearl Bracelet 7.5” $1.54

CHICO’S “HADLYNN” SEASHELL STRETCH BRACELET / FIVE IN ONE $9.95

Nautical Coastal Sea Turtle with Baby Sand Seashell Resin Trinket Box $9.88

SR King HeatedBlanket Seashell $79.99

Rarely Seen Beauty…CONUS THAILANDIS~50mm~Thailand SEASHELL $350.00

Florida Seashells $3.00

Guaranteed Authentic Pandora Seashell Bead 790249 $55.25

1 set golden sea shell beads mother of pearl pendant / earring 10mm/14mm $4.99

NWT BONNIE JEAN “Pink Seashell” Sundress Size 5 $21.99

200,RED NERITAS, SAILORS VALENTINE,SEASHELLS, SHELLCRAFT,JEWELRY FINDINGS,SHELLS $36.98

Seashell and Fish Charm Bracelet in 14k White Gold $672.00

Excellent!10mm Black Sea Shell Pearl Earring AAA $0.99

Vintage Abalone Seashell Large Unpolished $14.99

Seashell – Chloritis argillacea Ferussac 1821 $2.75

20″ HANDMADE SEA SHELL FRENCH BONNET DECORUM 270+ SHELLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD $59.95

1Set 12mm Blue Sea Shell Pearl Necklace Bracelet $4.79

Shell Sea Satin Nickel Cabinet Cupboard Door Drawer Knob Pull Hardware $3.95

BEAUTIFUL AUTHENTIC SEA-SHELL WIND CHIME X-Large $35.00

SEASHELLS PSEUDOSIMNIA WILSONIANA, SHELLS $8.00

SEASHELLS PSEUDOSIMNIA WILSONIANA, PURPLE, SHELLS $9.95

Sea Shell Beautiful Natural – Lot $12.90

SEASHELLS POLINICES MAURUS NUXCASTANEA, W/O, SHELLS $8.00

Hawaiian Mermaid Seashell Shell Bra Luau Lei Hula Womens Ladies Bikini Costume $9.99

12mm Gold South SEA SHELL PEARL NECKLACE 17″ $1.32

Mother of Pearl MOP SEA Shell Stretchy Bracelet Bangle $0.98

NWT ThePetting Zoo Aquatic Collection SPARKLE Sea Turtle Plush PINK Shell Lovey $13.45

MOTHER-OF-PEARL, SHIVA EYE & SEA SHELL earrings ;EA076 $0.01

AVON GOLDTONE FAUX SEASHELL PENDANT NECKLACE $8.99

Sea Shell Box $111 Sea Shell Box

Sea Shell $64.77 Sea Shell > IXZ > #2, Govind Nagar Beach > Havelock Island > > 744211>Location. This property is located in Havelock Island. Regional points of interest include Neill Island. Features. In addition to a restaurant, Sea Shell features room service. Guestrooms. Notifications:Additional fees and deposits may be charged by the property at time of service, check in, or check out. >

GloEye Shadow – Sea Shell $19.76 GloEye Shadow – Sea Shell by GloMinerals for Women – 0.05 oz Eye Shadow

Octagonal Sea Shell Tray $165 -Metal Tole – Sea shell designs in center medallion and in the edge border.

Br Mermaid With Sea Shell $6.99 RESIN ORNAMENT – MERMAID WITH SEA SHELL Colorful, whimsical, playfull mermaid ornament holding a sea shell – 5 inches tall. Great for bowls and small aquarium tanks.

Luau Sea Shell Cake Topper $6.99 Sea Shell Cake Topper has shells made of plastic

Sea Shell Bra $14.99 SEA SHELL BRA: a Bikini top made of two plastic shells and thick string. One size fits all. Great luau, hawaiian, hula girl or mermaid costume accessory.

Sea Shell Inn $70 Sea Shell Inn > > 135 Main St > Point Arena > CA > 95468>Location. This property is located in Point Arena. Features. Sea Shell Inn has a bar/lounge. Room service is available during limited hours. The property offers high speed Internet access. Guest parking is complimentary. Additional amenities include room service during limited hours, laundry facilities, and a picnic area. Guestrooms. Amenities featured in guestrooms include coffee/tea makers and clock radios. Business friendly amenities include fax machines. Bathrooms feature showers only. Notifications:This property caters to families. Additional fees and deposits may be charged by the property at time of service, check in, or check out. >Charles M. Schulz Sonoma County Airport (STS): Approximate driving time to Sea Shell Inn is 1 hour, 55 minutes and distance is 85 miles.

Outdoor Welcome Sea Shell Doormat $45 Outdoor Welcome Sea Shell Doormat is available from bedbathstore.com for only $29.99. Shop bedbathstore for the best price and quality with Free Shipping.

Luau Sea Shell Cake Rings $1.49 Sea Shell Cake Rings ackage includes (12) cake rings made of plastic to match your party theme. Assorted,our choice please.

Sea Shell Residency $31.54 Sea Shell Residency > MAA > 65, Greams Road, Thousand Lights > Chennai (Madras) > > 600006>Location. This Chennai property is close to Apollo Hospital, Spencer’s Plaza Shopping Mall, and Mount Road. Features. Sea Shell Residency has a restaurant. Guests are served a complimentary breakfast each morning. There is a business center on site. Guestrooms. Amenities featured in guestrooms include air conditioning and televisions. Notifications:Additional fees and deposits may be charged by the property at time of service, check in, or check out. >

Sea Shell Tealights $3.98 These miniature sea shell candles make great novelty favor stuffers or fun decorative addons All candles are packaged in box with raffia Candle 1 12 x 2 x 2 H Box 3 58 x 2 x 2 H Pkg ct 1 set of 2 candles Note Due to the high temperatures between May 1 Sept 1 we recommend that all candles be shipped using our express method Any melted candles shipped by ground will not be accepted for returns

Summer at Sea Shell Harbor $33.74 The summer of 1959 promises to be the best ever for 17yearold Richie Donnelly. Having just arrived in the eastern Long Island resort town of Sea Shell Harbor, he meets a local teen who promises to show him the ropes. Unfortunately, Richie is about to find out the hard way that life is not just all fun and games. Author: Dunne, Richard William Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 312 Publication Date: 2006/09/01 Language: English Dimensions: 9.00 x 6.00 x 0.70 inches

Sea Horse Shell Mirror $703 -Made of MDF, resin, and mirror. -Beveled clear oval mirror. -Black frame with embossed mini gold shells. -Interior of frame is gold oval with sea horse and sea grass painting. -Distressed antique gold shells at top and bottom of frame.

Sea Shell Wall Decals Pkg/41 $9.09 Our Sea Shell Wall Decals are the best shaped like the shells like a sand dollar, star fish, conch shell, and many others you would find on the beach. Each vinyl shell wall graphic is peel and stick and can be used again and again without leaving a sticky residue. The shells vary in size from 2 1/4 inches diameter to 8 inches diameter. Use these Sea Shell Wall Decals to decorate your bathroom and any other room you want to bring a nautical or beach theme to.Not recommended for use on windows.

Swirl by the Sea Shell Heart Necklace $11.99 Swirl by the Sea Shell Heart Necklace Spin them all right round with this swirl shell necklace. Divine in taste and luxurious in look this fastened shell is a soft toned treat you can match with just about anything in your closet. The heart shape is a one of a kind style that you can show off the love you have for others with. Featuring a gold tone chain with a spring ring clasp closure. Specifications: Adjustable 20 Inch Chain, Lead free, nickel free, Shell, Spring Ring Closure

Sea of Love Shell Heart Necklace $11.99 Sea of Love Shell Heart Necklace A mosaic shell necklace casts a transparent look of love. You shell adore your crush with this gold tone necklace. Fashion it on the beach or while you are out tonight, but know that you will direct a lot of attention in your direction. Featuring a spring ring clasp closure. Specifications: Adjustable 20 Inch Chain, Lead free, nickel free, Shell, Spring Ring Closure

Large Peanut Butter Sea Shell: 64 Pieces $139.45 Large Peanut Butter Sea Shell: 64 Pieces A wonderful blend of milk chocolate and peanut butter molded into a shape you’ll never forget: A SEA SHELL! Each shell approximately 2 1/2″ FLAVOR: Chocolate, Peanut Butter

93-10003 Sea Shell Table Lamp $135 Sea Shell Table Lamp; Bulb #: 1; Bulb Type: 60W Med.; Switch: on/off socket; Shade Size: 7″ x 11″ x 9.5″; Material: composite; Finish: chalk; Dimensions: 11″L x 11″W x 29.5″

Free Shipping. Sea Shell Screen $359 The Sea Shell Screen is a reversible floor screen that works as a great room divider. It features a beautiful sea shell style print on canvas. It is finished on both sides which means it is perfect for use in any position of any room!  Lightweight and easy to move around, this room divider can be used for privacy, to define a space, and as a home decor focal piece! This item ships directly from the manufacturer. Product usually arrives in 4-10 business days, depending on destination, including order processing and shipping. APO/FPO shipping unavailable

Sea Shell Topiary in Chalk White, Blue and Silver Finish $189 “Sea Shell Topiary in Chalk White, Blue and Silver Finish”